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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 09/24/2013 at 10:25 • Filed to: fail

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My brother found this in Oakland over the weekend.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > ttyymmnn 09/24/2013 at 10:25

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Bald tire+bent steel rim=fuggetaboutit!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 09/24/2013 at 10:31

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+ticket, dang!

Marty Graw > ttyymmnn 09/24/2013 at 10:32

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Two wrongs don't make a right.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Marty Graw 09/24/2013 at 10:32

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But three lefts do.

ttyymmnn > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 09/24/2013 at 10:37

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And three rights make a left. Welcome to New York City.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > ttyymmnn 09/24/2013 at 10:41

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Welcome to San Francisco, seriously. I once had to drive 3 miles around Golden Gate Park because I couldn't make a left.

ttyymmnn > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 09/24/2013 at 10:49

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Same thing happened to me in Strasbourg. I wanted to drive my rental car one block, and ended up a mile from the hotel.

Captain_Overboost > ttyymmnn 09/24/2013 at 10:51

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I heard the city uses those. Should've grabbed it and gave them a call or just post it up on craigslist. Surely someone could use a boot, like new, barely used.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Captain_Overboost 09/24/2013 at 10:56

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I'd use a bike lock or something to lock it to a tree just for the irony of it.

Captain_Overboost > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 09/24/2013 at 11:02

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I like the way you think. Taunting "the man" though, hmmm.... the NSA already knows you said that. 'Scuse me whilst I grab grab a gas can out of the garage and set this computer on fire. Think Lambo, but with outside assistance.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 09/24/2013 at 11:09

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Mattbob > ttyymmnn 09/24/2013 at 11:16

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What is this business? It looks like some kind of super anti-tampering device. Does it blow up on you if you try to pick the lock?

(I assume kinja will screw this up, but I am referring to the business in the middle of the warning label.)

ttyymmnn > Mattbob 09/24/2013 at 11:18

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I have no idea. I'm wondering if it's some sort of keypad for releasing the lock without a key. Although there are 12 buttons.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > ttyymmnn 09/24/2013 at 11:30

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EDIT: DAMNY YOU KINJA!!!!!! I AIMED AT THE PLASTIC BAG AND YOU SAID SO YOURSELF!!!!!

Any ideas regarding the suspicious plastic baggie looking items?

ttyymmnn > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 09/24/2013 at 11:42

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No idea. I'll ask my brother.

CO-OCD > ttyymmnn 09/24/2013 at 13:17

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Oh look, a serial number - "They will never find me". Dumb@$$....